
This is a stick up!
I’ve resisted posting this, but I couldn’t hold off any longer.
There’s a serial bank robber who has struck 11 times in the Carolinas, Tennessee, Indiana and Kentucky.
And he happens, at least in surveillance photos, to look a lot like me.
A lot like me.
Trust me, though … if I were successfully robbing banks, I wouldn’t be posting to Facebook or updating a blog … much less going to work.
He hasn’t shot anyone, he asks nicely for the money … and he even brings his own little bag for them to fill up so the tellers won’t have to use one of the bank’s bags (equipped with dye bomb).
What a considerate fellow.
And judging from the photos, he’s not bashful.