I don’t know if this is real or not, so I won’t make fun of any specific group. But …
You know they only make a sign like this because it’s happened before, right? You’ll think about it the next time you’re in a hotel elevator.
During Wednesday night’s vice presidential debate against Senator Kamala Harris (D-Calif.), an unexpected guest joined Vice President Mike Pence on the debate stage: a really big fly.
The fly stayed on top of Pence’s head for several minutes, going viral in the process. Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden even got in on the act, tweeting a photo of him with a fly swatter.
“Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly,” Biden said in the tweet. Minutes later Biden also tweeted the website, “flywillvote.com,” which redirected to a website where people can check if they’re registered to vote, as well as get information on how to vote by mail or in person.
Read the full story on USAToday.com.
Following are a number of the best tweets about the fly.
I took the Jeopardy online test tonight. This marks the third year in a row I’ve taken the test in an effort to compete on the show.
I wish I could say I felt like I was progressing. The first time I took it was a disaster. Last year was better, but obviously not good enough to move on to the second step in the process.
This time, I feel like I may have gotten half of the questions. I just can’t see that being good enough.
Each year, there have been questions I knew the answer to that I have failed to get the correct response typed in the 15 seconds provided for each of the 50 questions. And I know I have just dropped the ball on questions.
Tonight, I simply could not remember Henry Kissinger’s name. I knew he was the answer. I could see his face. But the name was a blank.
So as a response, as I often do when I miss a question at trivia or don’t know something for some reason, I spent some time reading about Mr. Kissinger.
Most of it is and was old hat for me.
He was a German-born Jewish refugee who fled to the United States with his family when Hitler took power. Harvard educated. Advisor to Lyndon B. Johnson. Secretary of State for both Richard M. Nixon and Gerald Ford. Crafted détente with China. Supported coup in Chile. Supported Pakistan in Bangladesh war despite genocide. Won 1973 Nobel Prize for peace process in Vietnam. Still alive.
But as I was reading about Kissinger on the wonderful World Wide Web, there were three facts I had never known that I found quite interesting.
And that’s all I’ve got. I mean, it’s Henry Kissinger.
Just for Donald Trump, since he doesn’t seem to come close to knowing them, here are the lyrics for Irving Berlin’s song God Bless America:
God bless America, land that I love,
Stand beside her and guide her
Through the night with a light from above.
From the mountains, to the prairies,
To the oceans white with foam,
God bless America,
My home sweet home.While the storm clouds gather far across the sea,
Let us swear allegiance to a land that’s free.
Let us all be grateful for a land so fair,
As we raise our voices in a solemn prayer:God bless America, land that I love,
Stand beside her and guide her
Through the night with a light from above.
From the mountains, to the prairies,
To the oceans white with foam,
God bless America,
My home sweet home.
God bless America,
My home sweet home.
WATCH: President Trump sings along to “God Bless America” with United States Army Chorus. https://t.co/fKugAch7FHpic.twitter.com/vQJXNGxG0I
— NBC News (@NBCNews) June 5, 2018
It would seem as though Mr. USA Patriotism would have this down by now.