Dr. Ralph Stanley endorses Obama

Posted in Music, Politics with tags , , on October 7, 2008 by macmystery

Legendary bluegrass artist Dr. Ralph Stanley has endorsed Barack Obama for president. I’m pretty sure I remember him being a John Edwards guy during the primaries, as well as in the 2004 primaries.

Anyway, here’s the clip, a one-minute radio spot being aired in Virginia:

Palin a “post turtle”

Posted in Humor, Politics with tags on October 6, 2008 by macmystery

My friend Carey passed this Sarah Palin funny to my wife, among others.

Enjoy.

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being president.

The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.”

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old rancher said, “When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on the top, that’s a post turtle.”

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain, ” You know she didn’t get up there by herself, she doesn’t belong up there, she doesn’t know what to do while she is up there and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put here up there to begin with.

Bruce does Philly

Posted in Music, Politics with tags , , , on October 5, 2008 by macmystery
Bruce played Saturday to a crowd estimated to be as large as 50,000 in Philadelphia.

Bruce played Saturday to a crowd estimated to be as large as 50,000 in Philadelphia.

Bruce Springsteen played a free acoustic gig in downtown Philadelphia Saturday as part of a voter registration drive for the Barack Obama campaign.

The crowds was estimated to be as large as 50,000. You can read the wire story here. Or you can check out Bruce’s official site.

The songs included: “Promised Land,” “The Ghost of Tom Joad,” “Thunder Road,” “No Surrender,” “Does This Bus Stop at 82nd Street,” “The Rising” and Woody Guthrie’s “This Land is Your Land.”

Here’s what Bruce had to say to the crowd.

“Hello Philly,

I am glad to be here today for this voter registration drive and for Barack Obama, the next President of the United States.

I’ve spent 35 years writing about America, its people, and the meaning of the American Promise. The Promise that was handed down to us, right here in this city from our founding fathers, with one instruction: Do your best to make these things real. Opportunity, equality, social and economic justice, a fair shake for all of our citizens, the American idea, as a positive influence, around the world for a more just and peaceful existence. These are the things that give our lives hope, shape, and meaning. They are the ties that bind us together and give us faith in our contract with one another.

I’ve spent most of my creative life measuring the distance between that American promise and American reality. For many Americans, who are today losing their jobs, their homes, seeing their retirement funds disappear, who have no healthcare, or who have been abandoned in our inner cities. The distance between that promise and that reality has never been greater or more painful.

I believe Senator Obama has taken the measure of that distance in his own life and in his work. I believe he understands, in his heart, the cost of that distance, in blood and suffering, in the lives of everyday Americans. I believe as president, he would work to restore that promise to so many of our fellow citizens who have justifiably lost faith in its meaning. After the disastrous administration of the past 8 years, we need someone to lead us in an American reclamation project. In my job, I travel the world, and occasionally play big stadiums, just like Senator Obama. I’ve continued to find, wherever I go, America remains a repository of people’s hopes, possibilities, and desires, and that despite the terrible erosion to our standing around the world, accomplished by our recent administration, we remain, for many, a house of dreams. One thousand George Bushes and one thousand Dick Cheneys will never be able to tear that house down.

They will, however, be leaving office, dropping the national tragedies of Katrina, Iraq, and our financial crisis in our laps. Our sacred house of dreams has been abused, looted, and left in a terrible state of disrepair. It needs care; it needs saving, it needs defending against those who would sell it down the river for power or a quick buck. It needs strong arms, hearts, and minds. It needs someone with Senator Obama’s understanding, temperateness, deliberativeness, maturity, compassion, toughness, and faith, to help us rebuild our house once again. But most importantly, it needs us. You and me. To build that house with the generosity that is at the heart of the American spirit. A house that is truer and big enough to contain the hopes and dreams of all of our fellow citizens. That is where our future lies. We will rise or fall as a people by our ability to accomplish this task. Now I don’t know about you, but I want that dream back, I want my America back, I want my country back.

So now is the time to stand with Barack Obama and Joe Biden, roll up our sleeves, and come on up for the rising.”

The thrill of victory

Posted in Family, Sports with tags , , , on October 5, 2008 by macmystery
Brayson, left, and Dylan, right, compete in the traditional soccer ritual of fighting over a tree branch.

Brayson, left, and Dylan, right, compete in the traditional soccer ritual of fighting over a tree branch.

About two months ago, my wife signed our son Dylan up for AYSO soccer for the fall season. But when she did so, she also signed us up to coach. Yikes.

I spent as much time playing or watching soccer in my youth as I did learning to write sanskrit.

Anyway, there was nothing I could do about it (except moan and whine a little), so I’ve tried to make the best of it. Brooke is listed as the head coach, so all of the responsibility isn’t on me, thank goodness.

We have 5 kids, ages 4-6. And we struggled early on.

Eventually, we gave up on drills and tried to just let them play. It didn’t do much good to worry about what they were learning if they hadn’t grasped the basic concepts of which direction they were trying to take the ball, passing to teammates, scoring and not letting the opposition score.

So after the first game was a disaster, the guys have slowly improved.

Don’t get me wrong, there’s still the occasional on-field breakdown. We’ve had players walk off to hug a parent mid game, and Dylan and Brayson, my nephew, have actually fought over a tree branch during a game. That’s not that hard to believe, seeing as how the two of them them have to be separated for hugging and wrestling each other when they are on the field together.

Last week, though we aren’t supposed to keep score at this age group (there are also no goalies), we almost finished in a tie, missing our last shot off the post as the game ended.

A step forward.

This week, however, was a breakthrough. We’re not supposed to keep score, but let’s just say, we had somewhere between 5 and 7 and the other guys had somewhere between 3 and 5. And even though the reason we don’t keep score is to ensure it’s all about having fun and learning the game for the kids at this level, don’t think they didn’t realize what was going on.

They knew. And the post-game snacks were a little tastier Saturday.

It’s official … BruceBowl 2009

Posted in Music, Sports with tags , , , on September 30, 2008 by macmystery

Well, unlike the whole Democratic National Convention finale  and Barack Obama speech story, these rumors have been confirmed: Bruce Springsteen will play halftime at the Super Bowl.

The NFL and NBC made the offical announcement on Sunday night. Just as an aside, my favorite headline for the story came from The Los Angeles Times: “Springsteen to play Super Bowl; No ‘Nipplegate’ expected.

The Chicago paper is already soliciting ideas about what the song selection shold be.